gitwrecked:

gitwrecked:

radioactivesupersonic:

I ran into a post about how the fandom (myself included) tends to take Shiro a little too seriously as like. a paragon of rationality or the Responsible One when I mean, he was right in there with the laser gun noises with everyone else, so I’ve been committed to the idea of putting more levity into my Shiro meta.

First idea I had: imagine at some point Shiro’s arm gets seriously trashed and it needs to get detached so they can work on it properly, so Shiro is just going around the castle with a stump.

And he starts making arm jokes.

Lance is a groaner, and part of the reason why Lance is so good at catching puns is Hunk loves them so Hunk and Shiro rapidly just start volleying off each other at a terrifying rate.

At some point Allura steps in “Shiro, I think you’re killing Lance.”

“Oh, I don’t know about that, Princess. It’s all ‘armless fun.”

Cue Shiro laughing at his own joke while Allura is trying really, really hard to keep a straight face on because Shiro… that was awful.

#all i can think of is shiro making that joke that buzz lightyear makes in the second toy story movie #where he ‘lends a hand’ #by throwing his literal arm at someone (via sleepyhunk)

#you ever meet those ppl that you think are really serious #and then one day #something’s going on or it’s a funny situation or whatever#and they just suddenly drop the most hilarious devastating one-liner you’ve EVER HEARD #well SHIRO IS THAT GUY #everyone thinks he’s super serious cos he’s very good at playing the leader and the soldier #but listen to him talk #he’s sarcastic and he’s got that dry humour going on #give him the slightest opening and he becomes the biggest dork of the lot #anyway i just love shiro a lot #okay bye #shiro vld #voltron meta #shiro meta (via smolsarcasticraspberry)

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tinytooru:

Just thought of Oikawa……..you should all consider taking 2 minutes out of your day just to think about Oikawa. Just think about what he’s done to change our world. Oikawa Tooru is the only solution

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starry-fight:

starry-fight:

starry-fight:

i just ? want to be the pope ? is that too much to ask ?

some people????? become religious leaders????? to cope??????????????

poping mechanisms

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pissogyny:

a lady in the streets but asleep in the bed

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squeakykins:

rabbitinheadlights:

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched
Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! 
Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched
Does not mean: tricked you again!
Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well.

Snapping at you while being pet
Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you!
Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact
Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you
Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company.

Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them
Does not mean: I hate you!
Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.

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almyro:

what a beautiful wedding
want a beautiful wedding
oh yes but what a shame
what a shame the poor groom’s bride
is a lemon stealing whore

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Shiro, dying in Keith's arms